Hey, I'm Sarah.
I'm into everything video games and the strange aspects of life.
I draw, sew, write, eat, sleep, and do school work in my spare time when not on the interweb.
I'm a Deviant (Silent-psycho10), YouTuber, and site-stalker.
Title: SHUT YOUR GOB VANE
Artist: Charles Vane/Edward Kenway
Vane: I’ll gut you, Jack Rackham! I’ll open you up, I’ll tear out your Organs, and string a bloody Lute with ‘em!
Edward: Stop your god damned Howling, Vane! It’s no bloody Use!
Vane: Well, well, the fearsome Edward Kenway speaks! Pray tell us, Captain, how to quit this Predicament! And tell us what Genius you have for sailing a Boat with no Sails and no Rudder!
Edward: Shut your Gob!
Almost posted this as “SHUT YOUR GLOB”
Title: For F_ck's Sake
Artist: Benjamin Hornigold/Spanish Soldier
Hornigold: (Good day to you sir!) I am Captain Hornigold and this is my Crew. We’re Sailors like yourselves, but quite unalike in our Purpose. For we intend to take all that you own. Yet no Harm shall befall any Man, so long as he remains at Ease. Is that clear?
Soldier I: (Don’t kill me, Sir! I have a Family. Please!)
Hornigold: Anyone speak English? (English?)
Soldier II: Little Bit.
Hornigold: Tell your Friends we’re stealing your Goods. And we won’t hurt Nobody if everyone stays as still as a Sandbar. You got that?
Soldier II: Ah… uh… please to repeat?
I’ve been rigorously searching for these dialogues ever since nyiro made this gif.
Edward: Your name’s not James, is it?
Kidd: Not most days. Come on.
Gif inspired by this post.
I spent way too long on the gif than the dialogue.
Summary of Main AC games
"Get back to work novice!"
Assassin’s Creed II
"I have plenty of outlets."
Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood
"The liberation of Roma has begun."
Assassin’s Creed: Revelations
"There are two parts, the hook and the blade!"
Assassin’s Creed III
"Where Is Charles Lee?"
Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag
"You steal that outfit from a dandy in Havana?"
10/10. Would read again
Title: Mary Read
Artist: James Kidd/Mary Read/Edward Kenway
Kidd: Lost your Man again, did you?
Edward: Aye. Roberts is a Devil, with a queer Aversion to Kindness. I suppose that’s two Men I’ve lost today. So… what’s your real Name, Lass?
Kidd: Mary Read to my Mum. And them I call Friends.
But not a Word of it to Anyone. Or I’ll unman you as well.
Title: Mary Read's Final Moments
Artist: James Kidd/Mary Read/Edward Kenway
Mary: Put me down, Edward! Don’t die on my Account. Go.
Edward: You’re such a Pain in the Arse. Damn it, you should have been the One to outlast me.
Mary: I’ve done my Part. Will you?
Edward: If you came with me, I could. Mary?
Mary: I’ll be with you, Kenway. I will.
All forms of anguish are currently accepted on this blog.
wOW ONCE AGAIN THANKS SATAN
You’re most welcome <3
Title: Anne and "Jim"
Artist: Anne Bonny/James Kidd/Mary Read/Jack Rackham
Anne: I don’t know, Jim. I haven’t the faintest idea how to pilot a Ship. That ain’t work a Woman does.
Kidd: Tosh! I’ve seen a Score of Ladies who can reef a Sail and spin a Capstan.
Anne: And would you teach me to fight? With a Cutlass, like? And maybe handle a Pistol?
Kidd: All that and more. But you have to want it. And work for it. There’s no stumbling into true Success.
Rackham: Oy! Lad! That’s my Lass you’re making Love to! You lay off or I’ll cut ya!
Kidd: Up your Arse, Rackham. Lad is the last thing you should be calling me.
Rackham: Oh! Oh, is that right, is it? LAD!
It’s March 3rd. Happy Girls’ Day!
Title: Don't Save Me a Spot in Hell
Artist: Edward Kenway/Charles Vane
Edward: You God damn fucking Knave, Vane!
Vane: N-nancy boy. Y-you only done half of the fucking Job!
Edward: Fucking Hell. Is this my Reward for believing the best about Men? For thinking that a Bilge Rat like you could muster up some fucking Sense, once in a while! Maybe Hornigold was right. Maybe the World does need Men of Ambition… to stop the likes of you from mucking it all up.
Vane: Or maybe you just don’t have the Stones to live with no Regrets.
Edward: Don’t save me a Spot in Hell, Shanker. I ain’t coming soon.
So my friend glitch-draws drew this for me! She posted it on her deviantART page (Chocoaltier-Mihael.deviantART.com) and it’s awesome and I love it. It is a Bear-O-Pus…half bear, half octopus all weirdly awesome.
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